Usually funny riddles are short and tricky. So be prepared, because most of the answers are witty and clever.
What fruit is always sad?
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See answerWhat is the coolest and most awesome of all the vegetables?
See answerWhat fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
See answerWhat is the longest fruit?
See answerWhat kind of food do mummies like to eat?
See answerWhat fruit never ever wants to be alone?
See answerWhat is the wealthiest nut?
See answerHow does a dog cross a river without getting wet?
See answerA monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
See answerWhat room do ghosts avoid?
See answerWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
See answerWhy didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
See answerA plane crashed on the border or US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
See answerYou are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?
See answerWhat can you not eat for breakfast?
See answerHow many seconds are in a year?
See answerYour parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes toast maple syrup and jam. What do you open first.
See answerWhat day, within a week of today, does not end in "Y"?
See answerWhere do butterflies sleep?
See answerWhat does a stone become when in the water?
See answerWhat is the only chain we can eat?
See answerWhat cruel person would sit on a baby?
See answerWhat do elves do after school?
See answerWhat rains at the north pole?
See answerWhat is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
See answerWhat's an insect's favourite sport?
See answerWhat do pandas have that no other animal has?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
See answerWhere do tadpoles change?
See answerI increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at beaches. What am I?
See answerWhat can you never have for breakfast?
See answerWhat is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?
See answerWho always enjoys poor health?
See answerWhat are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
See answerOn what kind of ship do students study?
See answerWhen your undies attack you.
See answerWhat is an astronaut's favorite snack?
See answerA device for finding furniture in the dark.
See answerWhat is a witch's favorite school subject?
See answerWhat smells the most in the kitchen?
See answerWhat is a foot long and slippery?
See answerI am a nut with a hole. What am I?
See answerWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
See answerAccording to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item.
See answerWhat is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
See answerWhat food lives at the beach?
See answerWhat did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
See answerWhat animal is the best at baseball?
See answerThe coziest place for Dracula.
See answerWhere is the ocean deepest?
See answerWhat do you call a dog that sweats so much?
See answerWhat kind of apple has a short temper?
See answerI am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married. What am I?
See answerThis guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
See answerWhy do French people like to eat snails?
See answerWhat did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
See answerWhat age most travelers have?
See answerI saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
See answerWhat did zero say to eight?
See answerWhat does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
See answerWhat suits do lawyers wear?
See answerWhat snacks do you serve at a robot party?
See answerWhich word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
See answerWhat is a bunny's favorite music?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
See answerWhat is a cat on ice?
See answerWhere do fish keep their money?
See answerWhat is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
See answerWithout what would everyone lose their head?
See answerWhat part of a fish weighs most?
See answerWhat animal keeps the best time?
See answerIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
See answerHow far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
See answerWhat kind of fish chases a mouse?
See answerWhat do you do with a dead chemist?
See answerIf two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
See answerWhat do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
See answerI am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?
See answerWhat runs around a house but doesn't move?
See answerI stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?
See answerOut of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.
See answerHow many months have 28 days?
See answerWhat kind of nail can be grown?
See answerWhat stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
See answerIf someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.
See answerWhat key is the hardest to turn?
See answerWhat do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
See answerIf it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
See answerWhat kind of table has no legs?
See answerMr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
See answerThe offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.
See answerWhat shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
See answerBefore Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?
See answerWhat kind of dog has no tail?
See answerWhat kind of dog chases anything red?
See answerWhat bone has a sense of humor?
See answerWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
See answerHow a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.
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