Short Riddles

My tines be long, my tines be short.
My tines end ere, my first report.
What am I?

This dish is defined as small pasta envelopes containing ground meat, cheese, or vegetables.

Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.

I am a person who pretends to be someone else. What am I?

Keep doing me to avoid lens dryness. What am I?

Before crust hardens.

I am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?

I am a food made from the pressed curds of milk. I come in American, swiss, sharp and many other flavors. What am I?

I am a fruit with seeds on the outside. What am I?

I am always with my partner, and I make noise that you never see me create. What am I?

In all the world, none can compare, to this tiny weaver, his deadly cloth so silky and fair.

What's the difference between here and there?

You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?

I am too much for one but not enough for two. Give me to a third and I am gone. What am I?

It keeps you on the ground and stops things from floating around. What is it?

What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?

A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management."

Both guys and women enhance their visual organs with this item.

The profession of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.

Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite.

In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.

You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.

What runs around a house but doesn't move?

It could make arrows fly and kites soar. What is it?

My treasures are golden and guarded by thousands amongst a maze no man can enter. What am I?

What is that which, though black itself, enlightens the world without burning?

People chop this off for a good cause.

You can draw me, fire me or fill me in.

With three eyes and a black as night, I frequently knock down ten men with a single strike! What am I?

Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks.

Cold head and feet; Round as a ball; Always turning around itself.

It's held in the hand when going out.

Fuels backyard get-togethers.

You seek it out, when your hunger is ripe.
It sits on four legs, and smokes a pipe.

I run distances, often making many turns, yet I never move one foot. What am I?

The athletically challenged spend a good deal of time on this seat made of pine.

A twiggy home.

I can be found in water but never wet. What am I?

Not a comb or a brush but makes the hair feel plush. What is it?

What has six faces and twenty-one eyes?

The more I dry the wetter I get. What am I?

Reserved for royalty and damaged teeth.

I stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?

Glittering points that downward thrust. Sparkling spears that do not rust. What is it?

Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.

I encourage people to run home and steal. What am I?

Covered in stone and sun. It's home to many but also none. What is it?

Before I came, the world was darker, that's true. But beware, I can also kill you. What am I?

It is probably the most laid-back member of the animal kingdom.

I carry my home on my back. I am not rich, but I leave silver in my track. What am I?

I have 24 keys but cannot open any locks. Sometimes loud, sometimes soft. What am I?

A pony trots his way through the world on these.

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.

He died for people's entertainment.

I'm red but I can be green at times and I am even yellow. What am I?

What creature starts yellow inside and white outside, then becomes its first five before becoming the whole?

A circle of stones, never in rows.
Stacked one on the other, mystery it sows.
What is it?

All about the house, with his lady he dances,
yet he always works, and never romances.

What fruit is of great use in history?

This veggie is characterized of long stalks or shoots taken from the plant. They have a strong odor when cooked and can influence the color or urine.

The more you look at it, The less you see.

A crafty use of long pieces of wool to make a scarf.

My first keeps time, my second spends time, my whole tells time.

Seven brothers, five work all day,
The other two, just play or pray.

If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?

A dark-colored creature serenaded by Lennon and McCartney.

How many months have 28 days?

I climb higher as I get hotter. I can never escape from my crystal cage. What am I?

If you agree give me one of these.

A single seater best accompanied by circus music and great balance.

People want it, and when they have it, they use it by giving it.

Though blind as well, can lead the blind well.

What kind of nail can be grown?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left.

What grows bigger the more you contract it?

In Paris but not in France, the thinnest of its siblings.

I can invent dreams or open the skies.
It's easy to use me, just close your eyes.
What am I?

My neighbor makes mistakes. I get rid of them. Who am I?

If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.

I can bring back the dead and a tear to your eye.
A stir of emotions will follow close by.
What am I?

A mighty weapon in the war against winged household pests.

Everybody has some. You can lose some, you can gain some. But you cannot live without it. What am I?

I am a rock group with four members. All dead, one was assassinated. What am I?

I am a shiny metal sheet that covers BBQ food. What am I?

What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?

The French word for 'fun size' in women's clothing.

I am the minerals vital for your good health. What am I?

What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?

I'm the manly mark that milk makes. What am I?

Which ring is square?

Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.

A colorful cuisine without flesh.

Useful term for when you need to start a fire or notice someone with the same shirt as you.

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

What is lighter than what it is made of?

Ripped from my mother's womb. Beaten and burned, I become a bloodthirsty killer. What am I?

I'm a type of pizza that is folded in half before cooking to contain a filling.

I have every color, but no gold. What am I?

Though I wander the earth, I am no longer here.
I am pale and I chill everyone near.
Who am I?

I have legs but never walk, I may have flowers but no soil, I hold food but never eat.