Short Riddles

Said to have fifty shades.

I am a shower that lights up the sky. What am I?

Never swallowed but certainly chewed, tossed in the mouth but it is not food. What is it?

The warmer I am, The fresher I am.

You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?

A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.

Blind but cruel.

If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects.

With no hammer or any kind of tool I build my house so quickly. What am I?

You could do this to a motion, see it on a watch, or place this in a race.

I help you carry your books. What am I?

When you are inside me, you will be encouraged to slam other cars. What am I?

This is the known hairdo for nascar fans.

I am a type of weapon for SCI-FI characters. What am I?

Not my sister nor my brother but still the child of my mother and father. Who am I?

I cannot be felt or moved, but as you come closer, I get more distant. What am I?

Where jewelry pierces your head.

I am a desire to munch. What am I?

Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.

I am a activity dogs are very good at when a ball is thrown. What am I?

The ball drops when the clock hits this.

Women don't have and don't want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?

What does someone else have to take before you can get?

Sharp and long, flag of the world. What is it?

Kids love this bouncy, sugary, treat. It's like colorful rubber that you can eat.

A popular afterlife location to send evil people. What am I?

Where can you add 2 to 11 and get 1?

I hop around and deliver eggs at Easter. What am I?

Possibly the word most commonly said before taking a sip.

Used to keep prisoners silent and to make temporary repairs on cars.

A precious gift, yet it has no end, no beginning, and nothing in the middle.

Sends paper without using the post office.

This small, round stone fruit that is typically bright or dark red, is often served on top of whipped cream on a milk shake.

What is the thing which, once poured out, cannot be gathered again?

Green arrows grow out of my sides. I go from yellow to white. My babies fly in the wind. What am I?

What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?

A building where people and stories are on stage.

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

I may be made of metal, bone, or wood and have many teeth. My bite hurts no one and the ladies love me. What am I?

What is filled with air and sometimes a gas, tied to a string and often seen on your birthday?

My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.

If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.

This is the main ingredient in spaghetti and Mac-N-Cheese.

A reaction to being spooked that takes its name from waterfowl.

What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

Holding two swords and eight spears. Dressed in a cow-leather tunic. He peeks through a hole in the door.

Power enough to smash ships and crush roofs. Yet it still must fear the sun.

We are all around, yet to us you are half blind.
Sunlight makes us invisible, and difficult to find.

What key is the hardest to turn?

It happens when something has been cut with H2O.

Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.

It has 8 arms and lots of ink but can't write a word.

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?

I'm a long curved fruit that grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

A gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own.

This is the tallest peak in the happiest place on earth.

A building filled with books you can't buy.

What flowers have two lips?

Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.

He is not the skinniest of felines.

3 point goal.
What am I?

What you do to determine the length of something?

This type of corn swells up and bursts into a crisp puff when heated.

Dorothy had a severe disagreement with a woman of this magical persuasion.

A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.

My mother is water and my brother the sky.
I am grey when wet but white when dry.
What am I?

I make billions of dollars selling Windows.
Who am I?

Mouth up it gets filled, mouth down it gets empty.

What force and strength cannot get through,
I with my unique teeth can do.
What am I?

My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute. For my face is yellow my hair is white and my body is green.

A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.

Humans have two that shrink in the light and expand in the dark.

Could be described as the cranium's version of snow.

This only turns over once you have travelled very far. What is it?

Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.

I'm white, perfect for cutting and grinding. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?

What is this Mexican dish consisting of a tortilla rolled around a filling, typically of beans or ground or shredded beef?

The ninja turtles call this place home, as do mythical alligators.

What is seen in the water and in the sky? It is part of the rainbow and can be in your eye.

Currency that flirted with a British spy.

I keep things green and keep kids happy during summer time. What am I?

What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?

Makes apples fall from trees.

Without me where would you be?
I am not your eyes, but I help you see.
What am I?

One might hang a locket from this.

What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

The more holes you cover the lower it goes.

You do this into someone's ear when you want to be discreet.

I dance and sing in the breeze, but I have neither voice nor feet. What am I?

Pirates put their booty in it.

Brings you May flowers.

What kind of table has no legs?

I contain six letters, minus one and you got twelve. What am I?

I have roads but no pavement, rivers but no water, and cities but no buildings. What am I?

Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate,
Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.

Prior to smartphones, people used this to record their lives.

If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.

The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.

Only one foot tall but I govern you. What am I?